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Cue The Bass Player Jokes T-Shirt

Name: Cue The Bass Player Jokes T-Shirt
Brand: Barline Apparel
SKU: 73719018803033346989
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99

$29.99 $44.74

ColorBlack

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None, the keyboard player can do it with their left hand. But who's holding down the groove while that's happening? The bass player. Always the bass player. Unsung, underpaid, and absolutely indispensable.

For the bassist who has heard every joke, laughed at most of them, and then went back to being the most important person in the band.

Details:

Unisex fit 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).
Light fabric: Breathable enough to survive a three-hour rehearsal.
Runs true to size.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.

Garment measurements in inches. ±1.5 in manufacturing tolerance.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width (in)	16	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length (in)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Sleeve (in)	8.0	8.2	8.5	8.7	9.0	9.3	9.5	9.7	10.0

Not sure? Size up one for a relaxed fit.

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

Tumble dry on low heat

Iron, steam or dry on low heat

Do not bleach

Do not dry clean

Orders are printed and shipped within 1–3 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.

✓ Free standard shipping on orders over $75.

Not the right fit? We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items. Exchanges for a different size are always free.

Contact us at hello@barlineapparel.com to start a return.

What's the print method?
We use DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing for sharp, long-lasting designs that won't crack or peel after washing.

Are the inside jokes real?
100%. Every design comes from actual musician culture — rehearsal rooms, bad gigs, and 2am gear obsessions.

Do you restock sold-out designs?
Most drops are limited. Follow us on Instagram to catch new releases first.

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Built for the Stage. Worn Every Day.

Every BARLINE tee starts in the rehearsal room. We obsessed over the fit, the weight, and the feel so you can wear it from soundcheck to the street — no second-guessing needed.

Customers Love Our Product!

Unbeatable Comfort

Soft Softstyle fabric that only gets better with every wash. Feels like your favorite band tee from day one.

True to the Culture

Designs that speak the language of musicians – no explanation needed. Your people will know.

Built to Last

Pre-shrunk and colorfast printing that holds up through endless tour nights and stage lights.

STYLE GUIDE

From Soundcheck to Street

Pair it with your favorite jeans for load-in. Layer it under a flannel for late-night sets. Tuck it in for a show – or don’t. There’s no wrong way to wear BARLINE.

30‑Day Money‑Back Guarantee!

We stand behind every tee we print. If you’re not completely thrilled with your order, return it within 30 days for a full refund – no questions asked, no hoops to jump through.

What Customers Are Raving About!

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“Exactly What I Was Looking For”

“I wear this to every rehearsal. The fit is perfect and every musician friend asks where I got it.”

— Jake M., Chicago IL

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“Soft, Heavy, and Built Right”

“Been wearing it on tour for two months. Holds up better than anything else in my merch drawer.”

— Sam L., Nashville TN

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“My Go‑To Stage Shirt”

“Ordered three colors. The print quality is insane and the crew neck sits perfectly. 10/10.”

— Priya R., Austin TX

Got Questions? We Got Answers.

Where are you located?

Printed in the USA. Delivered Everywhere.

We're US-based and proud of it. We print domestically out of Florida and Texas, so your order gets to you fast.

And for our international musicians, we've got you covered too, with printing partners around the world to make sure the music reaches you wherever you are.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely, yes. Wherever you are, we'll get there. Music doesn't stop at borders and neither do we.

Rates vary by location, check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We print on a Unisex Softstyle Tee — soft, comfortable, and built to last. DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing means the design won't crack or peel after washing. Exact details are listed on each product page.

Can I return or exchange my order?

Yes, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items. Size exchanges are always free. Reach us at hello@barlineapparel.com to get started.