Musician Approved
I'M What Your Guitarist Warns You About T-Shirt
Description
They told you about someone like me. The one who shows up, plugs in, and immediately raises the bar for everyone in the room. The one who makes the guitarist nervous. Yeah. That's me.
For the player whose reputation precedes them and lives up to it.
Details:
- Unisex fit 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).
- Light fabric: Breathable enough to survive a three-hour rehearsal.
- Runs true to size.
- Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length (in) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve (in) | 8.0 | 8.2 | 8.5 | 8.7 | 9.0 | 9.3 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10.0 |
Care Instructions
Shipping & Delivery
Orders are printed and shipped within 1–3 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.
✓ Free standard shipping on orders over $75.
Returns & Exchanges
Not the right fit? We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items. Exchanges for a different size are always free.
Contact us at hello@barlineapparel.com to start a return.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the print method?
We use DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing for sharp, long-lasting designs that won't crack or peel after washing.
Are the inside jokes real?
100%. Every design comes from actual musician culture — rehearsal rooms, bad gigs, and 2am gear obsessions.
Do you restock sold-out designs?
Most drops are limited. Follow us on Instagram to catch new releases first.

