Musician Approved
Bass Is My Therapy T-Shirt
Description
No couch required. When the low end hits, everything else fades, the stress, the noise, the chaos of the day. The bass doesn't just hold down the groove. It holds you together.
For the bassist who finds healing in the frequencies everyone else feels but can't explain.
Details:
- Unisex fit 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).
- Light fabric: Breathable enough to survive a three-hour rehearsal.
- Runs true to size.
- Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length (in) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve (in) | 8.0 | 8.2 | 8.5 | 8.7 | 9.0 | 9.3 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10.0 |
Care Instructions
Shipping & Delivery
Orders are printed and shipped within 1–3 business days. Standard delivery takes 5–8 business days. Expedited options available at checkout.
✓ Free standard shipping on orders over $75.
Returns & Exchanges
Not the right fit? We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items. Exchanges for a different size are always free.
Contact us at hello@barlineapparel.com to start a return.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's the print method?
We use DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing for sharp, long-lasting designs that won't crack or peel after washing.
Are the inside jokes real?
100%. Every design comes from actual musician culture — rehearsal rooms, bad gigs, and 2am gear obsessions.
Do you restock sold-out designs?
Most drops are limited. Follow us on Instagram to catch new releases first.

